Thursday, 23 March 2017

Scott Adams endangers future generations with his idiocy

Dilbert creator Scott Adams likes to refer to himself as a “master persuader”, apparently on the grounds that he took a hypnotism class decades ago.  He is neither very persuasive nor masterful when he says things like this, though:
I Declare Mobile Phone Carriers to Be Enemies of the State
Here’s the basic problem.
Kids as young as eleven have smartphones. That situation won’t change.
A kid with a smartphone has access to any illegal drug in the world, as well as all the peer pressure in the world.
Pills are small, cheap, odorless, widely available, and nearly impossible for a parent to find in a bedroom search. When you have this situation, the next generation is lost.
Where to begin?  Apart from the one-sentence paragraph apparently being part of the master-persuader's toolkit, I guess.

But getting back on topic I could explain why paying for drugs with credit cards or Paypal is rather difficult (but not impossible).  I could explain that while other solutions involving proxies and/or cash are certainly possible, they are also risky to all parties.

But there’s no need at all for me to do that because Adams’ premise is absolute bullshit.

Kids can get access to any drug in the world anyway, regardless of whether they own a smartphone. There’s the internet, which Adams has forgotten can be used from devices other than phones.  There’s the dark/deep web. Then there’s the good old-fashioned ways people have been using to buy drugs for generations.  They’ve stood the test of time for good reasons; they’re adaptive and minimise risk.  If kids are buying drugs, they are vastly more likely to be dealing in person and in cash than using their phones and/or hypothetical credit cards.  Because kids – whatever else they might be – are not necessarily stupid.  Neither are drug dealers.

Smartphones are not automatic gateways to untraceable drug transactions.  In fact, they are about the worst possible method.

But why are these hypothetical kids buying drugs in the first place?  Peer pressure, according to Adams.  The problems with that argument are that not all kids succumb to peer pressure and that peer pressure isn’t always in favour of drugs.  In due course I’ll get onto Adams’ ‘argument’ that “good parenting isn’t enough”.  For now, I’ll say that his glib assessment that children – on a generational scale – will buy drugs just because they can is bullshit.  To be clear, remember what he wrote:
When you have this situation, the next generation is lost.
Kids of my generation and many before could buy drugs very easily indeed.  I (very) occasionally bought drugs in my youth.  Some of my peers sometimes did, some didn’t.  The availability of drugs is not a conveyor belt.  That’s why not every child smokes, drinks, snorts or shoots up.

In any case, the generation wasn’t “lost” in any sense.  We continue to contribute to society in all sorts of ways.  If ease of drug purchase was tantamount to lost generations then we’ve been lost since way before Adams was born.  And if we have been lost all this time, smartphones certainly – demonstrably - aren’t to blame.

Having proposed this already wrong premise, Adams explains how to solve the non-problem:
To address the problem, you would need the phone companies to allow parents full access to all messages on a kid’s phone. And this feature should be mandatory, not optional. Parents need to see all messages, and all photos, from all apps.
There are two major points here.  The first is that this would absolutely not prevent kids from buying drugs.  They just wouldn’t use their phones to do it.  The second is that such monitoring would likely cause many kids to take greater risks (irrespective of drug-buying or otherwise) than they otherwise would.

A couple of examples of how over-surveillance can create risk:
  • Young people who knew their phones were being monitored would not use them for sensitive communications.  What child would communicate secrets on an open channel when there are so many secret channels they could use instead?  Why wouldn’t they just organise illicit activities using other means?  Why would they take their phones with them when they went to places they’re not supposed to? When you rank the negligible probability that your kid will buy drugs in the most stupid and risky way possible greater higher than  that of their getting into real and immediate danger because of unnecessary surveillance, then you have a shitload of justification to do.
  • Monitoring a child’s communications also monitors those of their friends.  This has been shown to cause serious problems.  I know of two cases where a child described the abuse she was undergoing to her friend.  The friend’s mother snooped her phone, saw those messages and confronted the abused child’s parents.  This made the situation vastly worse.  No doubt the parents were well-meaning, but they weren’t equipped to deal with the situation properly.  And that’s without even thinking about the ethical considerations of snooping the communications of other people’s kids, let alone those of your own kids.
I don’t know what Adams means by “mandatory, not optional”.  I assume he doesn’t mean that every photo taken, every text sent etc. immediately pops up on the parents’ phones, but he could well be suggesting that, I wouldn't be surprised.  It seems as though it would do a lot more harm than good.  Should kids think before they take a photo or send a message?  Sure.  Should they be terrified to do so in case they are arbitrarily punished for doing so after the fact?  I think not.  In one scenario, they’re being trusted enough to learn how to grow up.  In the other, they are being forced to adhere to arbitrary rules they might not understand or agree with and are not being allowed to develop a personality.  They’re in a Skinner Box.  Let's not put kids in a Skinner box.

If Adams instead means that parents should be allowed access to their kids’ phone activities in case it becomes necessary, the situation isn’t much better.  In this scenario, it’s the parents who get to decide what needs to be seen and what doesn’t.  This might work OK in situations where there is deserved trust between parent and child but not all such relationships are like that.  Consider the abused child asking for help.  Consider the gay or trans child of fundamentally religious parents trying to understand themselves.

Legislating that parents always get to see all their children’s phone activities is going to put some children in extreme danger or limit their ability to get out of danger.  But Adams doesn't understand what parenting is.
I know what you are going to say. You’re going to say good parenting is all you need. But my observation is that no more than 20% of kids can be “parented” away from temptation. The other 80% are totally out of luck.”
No you don’t, Scott. I’m not even sure you know what you're going to say, half the time.  I’m not about to say that good parenting is all anyone needs, but let’s deal first with your “observation” that “no more than 20% of kids can be “parented” away from temptation.”

I’ve been staring at that sentence wondering what it can possibly mean.  I mean, to begin with, citation fucking needed and then “parented away from temptation”?  I… I… no, I don’t even.  Look, Scott, children are going to be tempted by all sorts of shit.  They’re going to succumb to some of those temptations.  It’s not even necessarily wrong if they do.  It’s called learning.  It’s called growing up. People have to make mistakes and rather than hovering over our children to prevent mistakes ever happening, we have to be there to pick up the pieces if they do.  That’s parenting, Scott.  It's interactive. I guess you didn't think of that.

Functional relationships are largely about trust, which is a mutual thing.  Can you trust absolutely that your kid won’t try drugs?  Absolutely not and I’m not convinced that you should be able to.  But can you trust that your kids will come to you for help when they need it?  That’s almost entirely up to you and if you’re surveilling them, imposing arbitrary rules, forcing them to divulge their communications and whereabouts at all times then newsflash: they aren’t going to trust you. And with excellent reason.

You can’t “parent away” potential drug use (whatever that can even possibly mean) but parenting is about a whole lot more than that.  It terrifies me that Adams might one day be a parent when he obviously doesn’t understand that simple fact and is so clear about how other parents should be.
My observation is that smartphones have made half of all adults mentally ill. I mean that literally, not figuratively. The business model of phones is addiction, not value. And they addict you at the expense of the things humans need in their lives to be happy and healthy.
Adams isn’t qualified to diagnose mental illness.  He’s also apparently (despite being trained as an economist) unqualified to identify business models.  The business model of phones isn’t addiction and there’s no evidence to suggest that phone addiction exists.  The business model of phone companies is about fooling us into revealing as much information about ourselves as can be wrung out of us.  I agree that there’s a problem here and I’ve written about it often, but the effect cannot be characterised as a mental illness. And Adams very, very clearly doesn't understand the phone company business model. How embarrassing.
Today I declare the phone companies to be enemies of the state. They are ruining everything you love, and everything you care about. And they are doing it right in front of you.
I love my cat.  She is un-ruined by phones.  I love the views from my house. I love the part of the world I live in and how it changes over the seasons. I love my spouse.  I love my friends.  I love science. I love engineering.  I love solving problems. I love crosswords. I love reading. I love logic. Not necessarily in that order.

Phone companies aren’t ruining any of those things.

What’s left in this article?  Oh yes, the usual Adams embarrassing bullshit:
If this is not already obvious to you, it probably means you’re a smartphone addict. A normal person’s brain will spontaneously generate a prote ctive illusion to support an addiction. If you see no problem with smartphones causing drug addiction in kids, or you think I am exaggerating, you’re probably in the illusion.
Yeah, this is part of what Adams thinks of as masterful persuasion.  Do I even need to pick it apart?  The false dichotomy hurts. If you're not part of the etc. Scream if you want to go faster, Adams fans.
I’m going to delete any comments that say good parenting is all you need. That opinion would not be worthy of this topic.
Make of that what you will.  I'll delete any comments that don't rhyme with "clickhead". They won't be worthy of my mighty yet randomly idiotic understanding of something or other I can't define.

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